scorpiohumour:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

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ladyrigormortis:

theonemusicmaniac:

foulmilk:

rnychemicalromance:

topofthemornin:

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

FUCK THIS IS ME

THIS IS SO ME

ME AS FUCK

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jishdunflower:

averypottermormon:

throhing:

BRB D E A D

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

@truwoman-black

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thecaptainjacksparrow:

flamingofairy:

This makes me so fucking happy

HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY! 

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latias:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

hey

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healingx:

Half of me wants to do my hair and make up to take selfies but the other half wants to lay under my blanket all day crying

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momagrl:

hidinganomalies:

“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

is this Oliver and Jordana?

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